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Shithead
01:42
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Well I'm a shithead and a half
Guess I've always been that way
Guess I'll go and take a bath
Wash this bullshit away
What stupid shit will I do next?
I always amaze myself
I'm endangering you all
I'm a hazard to your health
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Troll
02:19
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I'm not like you, don't wanna be
I'm not like you, I'll never be
I'm not like you, a pawn and a puppet
I'm not like you, judgmental, corrupted
And then the world will pass you by
You never really even tried
You're such a fucking lie
I'm not like you, don't wanna be
I'm not like you, I'll never be
I'm not like you, so useless, can't function
I'm not like you, hellbent on destruction
And when the world goes up in smoke
You'll be remembered as a joke
You're such a fucking joke
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STFU (Please)
01:39
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Well everybody's got their problems
But that don't mean I wanna hear them
If everyone would please stop talking
Maybe I could hear myself thinking
But I prefer to keep my mouth shut
And open it only for drinking
Why won't you shut the fuck up?
Why won't you should your fucking mouth?
Why won't you stop talking?
I can't hear myself think
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Appendages
02:46
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Am I too stupid to notice?
Or just to stupid to care?
If I went on without you
Would I know you're not there?
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I fall into bed and crawl up in a ball
I can't take this fucked up world at all
I drink a cup of coffee and then I take a shit
That's all I wanna do, so please just deal with it
I never leave my room
This place it is my womb
This place will be my tomb
My bed is so warm, the world it is so cold
This will be the place where I grow fat and old
I fall asleep to the hum of my TV
I'm not here so please don't bother me
I never leave my room
This place it is my womb
This place will be my tomb
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Mr. Asshole
04:27
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Sometimes, I'm a real asshole
But then again, I'm sorta nice
I say such stupid things to try
Just to get some attention
Cuz I'm always starving for attention
I look in the mirror everyday
And I practice all the things
That I'm gonna say
But I don't say them anyway
I'm trying really hard not to be an asshole
But sometimes I'm a fucking asshole
Sorry for being a fucking asshole
I'm trying so hard not to be a fucking asshole
Well sometimes
I can be a Grade-A fucking prick
I do some things that would
Make your grandma really sick
I'm trying to be the nicest
Fucking guy that I can be
No more Mr. Asshole
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7. |
The Loneliness
01:50
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I guess I'll spend another night
Sitting in my room
Blankets wrapped up tight
With my headphones plugged in
It feels so right
It's the way I feel alright
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Cosmic Queen
02:46
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Well she controls the weather
With a purple magic feather
And I can't tell whether I wanna stay with her forever
She shrunk me with a shrink-ray and she put me in a box
She's got me feeling itchy like I got the chicken pox
She put a magic spell on me
She sunk her claws in so deep
She's a princess and I'm a creep
When I go to sleep she's in my dreams
I'm turning green,
She's my laser shooting Cosmic Queen
She's my Cosmic Queen
Cat-black on her shoulder
While she mixes up a brew
She's looking in the future
And she knows just what to do
She put a magic spell on me
She sunk her claws in so deep
She's a princess and I'm a creep
When I go to sleep she's in my dreams
I'm turning green,
She's my laser shooting Cosmic Queen
She's my Cosmic Queen
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Bid Adieu
02:11
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I'm not the one to give you some good advice
I've got nothing to say, so go away baby bye bye bye
Can't take back the things you said like you can't turn back the time
Losing you will be so hard, you were so hard to find
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Intergalactic Infidelity
03:14
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I got a girl back home and I know she misses me
But she treats me so unkind, she makes me so unhappy
I'm in love with a space girl and I don't care if she's green
Or if she's got four long arms, just as long as she aint mean
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Cosmic Halitosis Frederick, Maryland
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KENNY
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COSMIC JAKE
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